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Boycotting Other People's Thoughts

Relearning how to listen to myself

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Jan 16, 2026
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In the sunsetting days of my time with the federal government, I accidentally started a rumor about myself. Every time something absurd happened - which, if you were mildly paying attention between the months of January and September 2025, was pretty often - I would exasperatedly huff to my weary colleagues, “This is going to be hilarious on my podcast.…

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