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It Can Always Get Worse

Starting over when you've barely just begun

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Nov 03, 2025
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In 2021, I was convinced my life had finally started. Two years out of college and a million applications on USAJobs later, I managed to secure the unicorn job I was told by countless foreign policy wannabes ‘for sure, like, didn’t exist.’ My then boyfriend (now, husband) and I had survived first-time cohabitation during the pandemic and had only come o…

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